Two Christmas Day emails from the tireless Obamacare spambots after months without a peep from my ruthless benefactors.
Happy Christmas, sucker, (click the link to see, inter alia, the letter informing you that your health care insurance has been canceled, effective immediately, for unspecified reasons.)
On the website, the message is a bit cheerier:
The email arrives, arrives again, reminding you there is a message in your INBOX. It could be anything, it arrives on Christmas Day, should be some good news.
Have a nice day. You have ten days to produce all required (if any) documentation at our Albany offices before this decision becomes final and binding.